I have a couple things to say tonight. First of all, happy Earth Day. It was a pretty nice day today, and I’m looking forward to the weather getting springier and springier. It’s a nice environment, let’s try not to go too far out of our way to destroy it.
Second of all, if you run or work at a restaurant, please, please avoid having wobbly tables. It is annoying, especially when you’re risking getting a bowl of soup in your lap. Tweak the table, call a fixit guy to come look at it, or even stick a matchbook or two under one of the legs if you have too.